Phone Pest... Playfully Phunny
Feeling a little mischievous? Need to pass on some info but don’t want to get caught in a conversation that will never end? Were you the butt of the last joke or prank? Have to cancel a get together and you just did the same thing last week?
Phone Pest is your ANSWER. Put your friends and family in their place with a verbal slap to the face. Ok, ok we’re not that mean, but we will “playfully” harass and annoy them. Its time to get revenge... the Right Way!
Calls can be as simple as saying hello over and over and then acting like we can’t hear them, to delivering your masterfully planned personalized prank call or just telling your boss what you truly think of him.
Want to take all the credit? You also have the option to let your victim know that you had us call them, or you can stay anonymous.
Complete Control
Phone Pest calls are 100% your design. You tell us what to say, how to say it, and leave the rest to us. We'll take your instructions and make sure your message leaves an impact.
Ever get overwhelmed trying to pull off a prank? Don't worry; you can completely claim to be innocent because we'll do all the dirty work for you.
All you have to do is sit back and wet your pants laughing when they slam the phone down confused and crying. Crying? Cursing? Who knows! But you can count on it delivering and them being weirded out.
Sound like fun? Oh yea it does. Ok, stop thinking about it and sign up NOW!
Are you in a relationship that's run its course and you need to get out of it? Don't have the energy to deal with the drama? Maybe you've been trying to break the news since like forever and they just won't accept it. We've all been there!
Sure, some might say you're a coward or even a lowlife for considering letting us call them for you, but let’s face it: the truth hurts. They're not going to like being hurt and you don't want to be the one to cause the pain. See, you're not so bad after all!
Let us go ahead and get this one for you. We don't promise that you still won't have to deal with them slicing your brake lines, sending embarrassing pictures of yourself to your boss or poisoning the new person you're dating; but at least you can rest knowing we broke the ice and now you're not dating a psycho... just being stalked by one.
Have you had a family member pass away and you're dreading calling everyone to break the news? Can't stand the awkwardness let alone the crying, screaming or silence that will follow?
Let us carry that burden for you by making a call that unfortunately has to be made. Our call agents will deliver your message with the right amount of sympathy to let the entire family how special Aunt Lucy was and how much she'll be missed.
We review each order placed and will not allow certain custom calls to be made. If we find that your call violates our policy you will be contacted and given the option to edit the message or receive a refund.
After all, this service exists to "playfully" annoy and harass friends and family and not truly annoy and harass. Keep in mind that honest to goodness real unicorrns make these calls. You wouldn't want a magical creature dropping an F-bomb would you? It's just not right!
As such we consider the following a violation to the intent of being "playful" and will not deliver a call that contains:
• Cursing
• Language that communicates violence, is obscene, sexually explicit, vulgar, abusive, fraudulent or threatening
• Content that glamorizes the use of illegal substances
• Language that communicates hate and/or racist terms
• Content that exploits minors
• Language that is generally offensive or in bad taste
Giving someone a hard time is fair game, but we suggest you are creative in your approach rather than going for a cheap shot- the unicorns will appreciate it.
Ready to sign up?
So what do you get from our prank call service?
Phone Pest calls differ from Calling You Daily calls in that we do not offer extended call plans. This is done to prevent true harassment and any issues that might arrise due to a tempermental unicorn (talking about you Frank).
Phone Pest calls are purchased per call (sold as 1, 3, and 5 calls) or you may purchase a subscription plan for 3 and 5 calls that will save you money and automatically renew.
Phone Pest calls are completely custom but must abide by the standards set forth within our user policy.
Phone Pest calls will be distributed over a month's time unless specified. This allows us to catch the caller off guard, rather than the prank becoming tired and played out.
Have a question not answered here?
Use the contact form on the contact page to let us know what you are looking for and we'll be happy to provide you the answers needed.
